Boy:              A dog bit me on the leg this morning.
Girl:              Did you put anything on it?
Boy:              No, he liked it plain.


Teacher:        You have 10 chocolate bars.
                           You eat 8 of them.
                            What do you have now?
Student:        A stomachache.



Daughter:  Pinkie had a one story house.
                     Her room was pink, her floors and walls were pink.
                     Even her dog was pink!
                    What color was her stairs?
Mommy:   Pink?
Daughter:  No, her one story house didn't have any stairs.

Pyssla is an art. All you do is make designs out of beads and then iron it out. It needs lots of patience.

Some of my Pyssla designs

Hello Kitty

Smiley

Donald & Daisy

Sunflower

Piano

Ice Cream

Limerick poem has 5 lines. Lines 1,2,and 5 rhyme.  Lines 3 and 4 rhyme. They are always funny.

There was an old man from Spain
He got an old bird from the drain
There was a dog
Who liked to hog
And his hogging got into my brain


There was a dog named Lingo
Who wanted to play Bingo
But he played with a star
That was on a jar
And while playing he landed on a flamingo