Ha Ha Hee Hee Jokes

Boy:              A dog bit me on the leg this morning.
Girl:              Did you put anything on it?
Boy:              No, he liked it plain.


Teacher:        You have 10 chocolate bars.
                           You eat 8 of them.
                            What do you have now?
Student:        A stomachache.



Daughter:  Pinkie had a one story house.
                     Her room was pink, her floors and walls were pink.
                     Even her dog was pink!
                    What color was her stairs?
Mommy:   Pink?
Daughter:  No, her one story house didn't have any stairs.